Friday, March 11, 2011

England Match Report #4: Bangladesh (England dig themselves a hole)

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- By Real Dave Richardson (Former South African cricketer and current ICC General Manager)

I am pleased to announce that the ICC has reconsidered its stance on inviting the "minnows" at the next World Cup in 2015. After careful thought, deliberation and consideration we have decided to invite all ICC Associate members to the 2015 World Cup.

There is however a slight change to the format. All the teams will be divided into 2 unequal groups. Teams with Test status in one group and the other group will have all the Associate Members...

...and England.

Needless to add, there was vehement agreement across the ICC board that in terms of excitement this will rival the IPL.

The minnows somehow bring the best out of England and we have decided to exploit that very English of virtues.

Other fake England match reports by real famous people...

  1. England v South Africa
  2. England v Ireland
  3. England v Netherlands


Unknown said...

LOL... England's wait for an ODI World Cup win will continue forever this way!

Vidooshak said...

I have a theory to explain England's performance. South Africa are a team full of South Africans. So they choke every time. England has the next highest number of South Africans. So they choke against everyone except South Africa.

Unknown said...

Vidooshak, I tweeted that theory just some time back! ;-)

Vidooshak said...

Shridhar -
Great minds think alike!!