Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Quarter final predictions 2 - New and Improved

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Our stringent quality control process has detected a minor defect in the manufacturing of "Quarter final predictions". We have issued a worldwide recall of all "Quarter final predictions" products sold prior to today.

After working with our lawyers it was determined that with our prediction there was an implied assumption that it was for quarter final games. By definition all quarter finals are "contests". The match between Pakistan and West Indies was not a contest. This can be proved in any court of law beyond any reasonable doubt.

Thus legally we are not obligated to any warranty claims. It is entirely from the goodness of our hearts that we are issuing this recall and replacing the old predictions with our latest "Quarter final predictions 2"

Our loyal customers and casual customers who bought our product while looking for something more substantial who still feel they deserve a refund of their monies can get it by visiting this link - Product Refunds - and clicking the "refund my money" button which some may allege looks like a facebook "like" button. You can clearly see there; right next to the button; how many refunds have already been processed.

Alternatively you can get the refund without leaving the security of this site itself. Just look for the facebook "like" like button; which is really the refund button on the top left part of this site.

Now to our new and improved predictions. Enhancements have been clearly marked.

I am amazed how people know Pakistan will do well in tournaments in spite of all the turmoil; and when they do; all of us work up excitement as if its something completely unexpected. Pakistan is a team that always plays to form; but somehow give everyone the feeling that they have exceeded all expectations.

Pakistan will crush the West Indies by 10 wickets after bowling them out for a score less than 120

Australia is a team that don't look like winning this world cup. The common view is that no one does. That's not quite right. South Africa do look like winning it all followed by India and England. England only because there seems to be a greater force with them. Also our view is that the best Test teams win world cups more often than not so we will stick with these teams as long as nothing happens that forces us to review our original views.

India will crush Australia. India has the unique distinction of dealing a knockout punch to the most number of defending champions....hmmmm... 2 to be exact. But that's double of the only other team to have dethroned a reigning world cup champion; England in 1987.

South Africa has never won a knock out style world cup game. We see no reason why we should challenge history. Yes, we are contradicting ourselves but reasonable analysis and accurate predictions that come with a money back guarantee are 2 different things. We just can't compromise our quality with regards predictions by adulterating it with reasoning.

New Zealand will do nothing spectacular. Who needs that when South Africa can beat themselves.

Everyone agrees that England have provided all the excitement in the World Cup. No one though is giving England any credit. Its as if they are the jokers of the tournament. We think we are not recognizing England's strength. Which is....well.. lets leave that for some other time. A lot of research is needed for this one.

Sri Lanka will crash out of the tournament. Go England.

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